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Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye
God-Tu Muslim h to
KATRINA KAIF
dunga
Banya h to
YANA GUPTA
Pnjabi h to
KAREENA KAPUR
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa
MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL
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1 persn 2 other:
Tune uske liye cigrt chodi?
Ha
Daru chod di?
Ha
Jua chod dia?
Ha
To fir shadi kyu nai ki?

Kyuki itna sudhar gaya tha ki usse acchhi mil gayi!
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Checkup ke bad doctor-Tumhe khaste waqt sabse jayada taklif kab hoti hai

Marij-jab pados ka kutta meri khasi ka jawab dene lagta hai
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Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


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"MAAL" Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
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Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga